Email drives me crazy
Email drives me crazy …….
… or is it the people that drive me crazy .. using email as the vehicle to get me there??
So there you are …. Working your day away, when all of a sudden there it is …. A new email message has just entered your world. As you open up the message your mind is pre-occupied with the mundane activities of daily life. You read the subject line and it usually reads something like “spooky” or “cool” or “check this out.”
So you open it up. Now, sometimes this email comes in the form of a link or an attachment .. but there’s no difference .. they’re both as evil as the next. So you read the message body and it usually says something to the effect of “hey .. check this out .. it’s really weird. This is a commercial from a car company. When they filmed it there was this weird mist on the film that they could identify. All they know is that at one time, there was a bad accident and someone was killed on the road they filmed it and if you look real close you can see the spirit” and so on and so forth.
Now before I continue, let me say in hind sight that I should know better than to open one of these stupid (expletive) emails, but hey .. I’m human … curiosity … you know.
Anyway ….. so you turn up your speakers and put your nose against the screen searching for this mysterious apparition …. When all of a sudden either something slimy or some little kid with black soulless eyes suddenly pops in front of you accompanied by some hell screech which is about 5 decibels louder than it needs to be.
Your reaction is simple …. Your heart stops beating, you shit your pants, and you make some sort of noise that sounds like a cross between a kitten that just got stepped on and a hooker who didn’t get paid.
I swear to god the next person that send me an email like this is going to get beat in the farging head with a hammer!!
While I’m on this rant let me just say that the picture of the new Pope holding up a beer and a pretzel for communion? NOT funny so STOP STOP STOP sending it to me!!!
An if you send me an email which says I can see my license on the internet, and I go there and it’s a picture of a monkey? Well, just know you are a monkey’s ASS!!
…. With that I shall sit back and wait for your emails
… or is it the people that drive me crazy .. using email as the vehicle to get me there??
So there you are …. Working your day away, when all of a sudden there it is …. A new email message has just entered your world. As you open up the message your mind is pre-occupied with the mundane activities of daily life. You read the subject line and it usually reads something like “spooky” or “cool” or “check this out.”
So you open it up. Now, sometimes this email comes in the form of a link or an attachment .. but there’s no difference .. they’re both as evil as the next. So you read the message body and it usually says something to the effect of “hey .. check this out .. it’s really weird. This is a commercial from a car company. When they filmed it there was this weird mist on the film that they could identify. All they know is that at one time, there was a bad accident and someone was killed on the road they filmed it and if you look real close you can see the spirit” and so on and so forth.
Now before I continue, let me say in hind sight that I should know better than to open one of these stupid (expletive) emails, but hey .. I’m human … curiosity … you know.
Anyway ….. so you turn up your speakers and put your nose against the screen searching for this mysterious apparition …. When all of a sudden either something slimy or some little kid with black soulless eyes suddenly pops in front of you accompanied by some hell screech which is about 5 decibels louder than it needs to be.
Your reaction is simple …. Your heart stops beating, you shit your pants, and you make some sort of noise that sounds like a cross between a kitten that just got stepped on and a hooker who didn’t get paid.
I swear to god the next person that send me an email like this is going to get beat in the farging head with a hammer!!
While I’m on this rant let me just say that the picture of the new Pope holding up a beer and a pretzel for communion? NOT funny so STOP STOP STOP sending it to me!!!
An if you send me an email which says I can see my license on the internet, and I go there and it’s a picture of a monkey? Well, just know you are a monkey’s ASS!!
…. With that I shall sit back and wait for your emails
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